No fucks given message biscuit, handmade cookie with heart cut-out and glossy jam centre
No fucks given message biscuit held in hand, round golden cookie with stamped text and heart-shaped jam centre on a textured blue background
Stack of small Individual biscuit boxes from The Biskery
No fucks given message biscuit, handmade cookie with heart cut-out and glossy jam centre
No fucks given message biscuit held in hand, round golden cookie with stamped text and heart-shaped jam centre on a textured blue background
Stack of small Individual biscuit boxes from The Biskery

No Fucks Given Biscuit | A Cheeky Letterbox Gift

£8.00
Freshly Baked to order.
Estimated delivery arrival is 3 working days.
  • Eco-Friendly Packaging
  • UK-Wide Postage Included
  • Mouth-Wateringly Delicious

Complete this field only if you want to opt for a guaranteed delivery on a specific day (£12). Always allow at least 2 working days (Mon-Fri) for biscuit production before your order is dispatched with your chosen postal service.

Let us know what to write on your gift note.


Included in this gift:

✅ "No fucks given" biscuit
✅ Free Gift Note
✅ Gift Box Included
✅ Free 2nd Class Postage

🌱 Certified EN13432 Compostable Packaging (No microplastics, no toxins.)
Description

Less people-pleasing. More tea and biscuits.

For the friend who’s finally saying no, the colleague who’s clocking off properly, or your favourite person who’s simply had enough. Our No Fucks Given biscuit is a cheeky little celebration of leaving the nonsense behind.

Made with butter, vanilla sugar and redcurrant jam, this individual jam biscuit pairs a bold message with something sweet. Send it to someone who shares your sense of humour, or keep it for your own gloriously unbothered tea break.

A little attitude, all boxed up

  • One “No fucks given” jam biscuit, measuring 7.5 cm in diameter.
  • Gift box included, with letterbox-friendly packaging.
  • Free gift note, for an in-joke, a few kind words or a knowing “this is so you”.
  • Free Royal Mail 2nd Class postage, with tracked and guaranteed services also available.

Picture them opening the box, spotting the message and sending you a photo with “accurate”. No grand speech needed. Just a small, thoughtful gift that shows you know them rather well.

Your kind of kindness

Send it as a funny pick-me-up, a nod to a fresh start, or a just-because surprise for someone who’ll get the joke. The biscuit’s message is fixed, but you can make the free gift note entirely your own.

We aim to dispatch orders within 2–3 working days. Delivery time depends on the postage service you choose.

Ingredients
If you know that our biscuits will be served to anyone with an allergy, please make us aware of this.

Biscuit: WHEAT Flour (Carbonate, Niacin (B3), Iron, Thiamin (B1)), Sugar,  Free Range EGGS , Butter (MILK), Vanilla Sugar (Sugar (98%), Vanillin), Baking Powder (WHEAT Starch, E450(i), E500).
Jam (15%): Red Currant Juice, Sugar, Citrus Pectin, Organic Lemon Juice, Sodium Citrate.

Allergy advice: for allergens see ingredients in BOLD.
MAY CONTAIN: nuts, peanuts, soya, sulphur dioxide.

Once open, store in an airtight container.
Keep in a cool and dry place.
Delivery
We aim to ship orders within 2-3 working days.

We offer the option to send your order:
- for free (2nd class Royal Mail)
- with a tracked service
- or guaranteed service.