{"product_id":"no-fucks-given-individual-biscuit-copy","title":"No Fucks Given Biscuit | A Cheeky Letterbox Gift","description":"\u003ch2\u003eLess people-pleasing. More tea and biscuits.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the friend who’s finally saying no, the colleague who’s clocking off properly, or your favourite person who’s simply had enough. Our \u003cstrong\u003eNo Fucks Given biscuit\u003c\/strong\u003e is a cheeky little celebration of leaving the nonsense behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with butter, vanilla sugar and redcurrant jam, this individual jam biscuit pairs a bold message with something sweet. Send it to someone who shares your sense of humour, or keep it for your own gloriously unbothered tea break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eA little attitude, all boxed up\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOne “No fucks given” jam biscuit\u003c\/strong\u003e, measuring 7.5 cm in diameter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGift box included\u003c\/strong\u003e, with letterbox-friendly packaging.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree gift note\u003c\/strong\u003e, for an in-joke, a few kind words or a knowing “this is so you”.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFree Royal Mail 2nd Class postage\u003c\/strong\u003e, with tracked and guaranteed services also available.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePicture them opening the box, spotting the message and sending you a photo with “accurate”. No grand speech needed. Just a small, thoughtful gift that shows you know them rather well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eYour kind of kindness\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSend it as a funny pick-me-up, a nod to a fresh start, or a just-because surprise for someone who’ll get the joke. The biscuit’s message is fixed, but you can make the free gift note entirely your own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe aim to dispatch orders within 2–3 working days. Delivery time depends on the postage service you choose.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Biskery","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57131300356480,"sku":null,"price":8.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/1551\/3120\/files\/nofucksgiven.png?v=1769081981","url":"https:\/\/www.thebiskery.com\/products\/no-fucks-given-individual-biscuit-copy","provider":"The Biskery","version":"1.0","type":"link"}